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Descripción del productoCríticas"Shoot-beer-out-your-nose funny."--Maxim"This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society."--Chelsea Handler"A fun gift book that is bound to crack up anyone who flips through it."--Los Angeles Times"Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges from hysterical to disgusting to touching--and does it all seamlessly. Sh*t My Dad Says is a really, really funny book."--Laurie Notaro, New York Times bestselling author of The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club"Justin Halpern's dad is up there with Aristotle and Winston F*cking Churchill. He's brilliant, and his son's book is absolutely hilarious."--A.J. Jacobs, New York Times bestselling author of The Know-It-All"Read this unless you're allergic to laughing."--Kristen Bell"If you're wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes."--Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People LikeSh*t My Dad Says is f______ great!...Very funny, very irreverent, very real. It's refreshing at a time when we're all choking to death on political correctness and can go for days without meeting a single person with common sense."--Janet Evanovich, Time Magazine--Este texto se refiere a la edición kindle_edition .Nota de la solapaAfter being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair, has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking.The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.--Laurie Notaro, New York Times bestselling author of The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club--Este texto se refiere a la edición kindle_edition .ContraportadaAfter being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: "That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.""Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking.""The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two."More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.--Este texto se refiere a la edición kindle_edition .Biografía del autorJustin Halpern is the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Sh*t My Dad Says, inspired by his massively popular Twitter feed. SPOILER ALERT: He lives with his wife in Los Angeles.--Este texto se refiere a la edición kindle_edition .Leer más
Laugh Out Loud Good A book that makes me laugh out loud may not be on a path to the Nobel Prize for Literature but who gives a s*** if it makes you happy. Not since the heyday of Bill Bryson travelogues have I found it so difficult to put a book down. Though I did, I do have other things to do. It has a handy unique feature other authors could use. You can read any chapter in any order and it still makes sense. If Tolkien had written Lord of the Rings that way I wouldn't have had to wait 40 years for the movie.I have two main reasons for empathising with the book. First my own Dad also talks a lot of s***. I suspect most do. I'm just an uncle a dozen times over and I'm prone to it myself. Second, whilst I'm English, lived in England for 50+ years and nowhere else, there is one community in the USA I've visited more times than any other and that's Point Loma, San Diego, where Justin's Dad lives. Probably driven by the house and the little league field, possibly seen or heard him talk s*** in a store or restaurant. Down to a school trip in 1975 when I was hosted by a former US Naval officer and his wife, we hit it off and we became my "American parents" and their "English kid", alternating the visitations for 30 years. Sadly I'm now orphaned from Point Loma but the book triggers very happy memories.Bottom line for sons and fathers this should make you empathise, smile a lot, laugh out loud at times. Whether you're the son or the dad. It's a good book. Read it. Enjoy. It's not for girls or those weird abnormal families where sons and dads are also best friends with never a cross word or embarrassing moment. Quite funny, but a bit short
Sh*t My Dad Says (Paperback) Published April 1st 2011 by Pan Macmillan. Paperback, 185 pages. Author (s): Justin Halpern. ISBN: 0330533452 (ISBN13: 9780330533454) Edition language: English.
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The idea for Sh*t My Dad Says was first introduced to the world by author Justin Halpern when he began posting quotes from his father online. Buoyed by the overwhelming popularity of the posts, he put the stream of sagacity down into an expanded book form and this was published in 2010.
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Created by Justin Halpern, David Kohan, Max Mutchnick. With William Shatner, Jonathan Sadowski, Nicole Sullivan, Will Sasso. A middle aged son moves in with his old fashioned dad.
Shit My Dad Says is a Twitter feed started by Justin Halpern, who, at the time, was a semi-employed comedy writer. It consists of quotations made by Halpern's father, Sam, regarding various subjects. Halpern started the account on August 3, 2009, soon after moving from Los Angeles back to his parents' house in San Diego.He intended it only as a storage site for his father's salty comments, but ...
My Dad Says (pronounced "Bleep My Dad Says") is an American sitcom television series produced by Warner Bros. Television that aired on CBS.It was based on the Twitter feed Shit My Dad Says, created by Justin Halpern and consisting of quotations from his father, Sam.. The show originally ran from September 23, 2010, to February 17, 2011, and aired on Thursdays at 8:30 pm/7:30 pm Central.
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An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
Justin Halpern quotes Showing 1-30 of 182. "The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.". "You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.".
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Sh*t My Dad Says is a really, really funny book., Justin Halpern s dad is up there with Aristotle and Winston F*cking Churchill. He s brilliant, and his son s book is absolutely hilarious., Justin Halpern tosses lightening bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges from ...
Which I can totally relate with, because my dad also says some pretty ridiculous shit. Report as inappropriate. 8/25/2009. k j. Chicago, IL; 68 friends 0 reviews That is pretty funny. I wonder if the dad knows he is doing that. ... English (Belgium) English (Canada) English (Hong Kong) English (Malaysia) English (New Zealand) ...
Fans of the #1 bests eller Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always patient voice of Justin Halpern's dad as it crackles through this hysterical new audiobook. The story begins when Justin announces that he's decided to propose to his girlfriend. "You've been dating her for four years," his dad replies.
Sh*t My Dad Says is a phenomenon, and at first sight it's tempting to go along with the predigested narrative: that of the wry, self-deprecating young media hipster and his folksy, foul-mouthed ...
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SH T MY DAD SAYS, Justin Halpern's first book, is a mix of his dad's quotations and longer-form essays in the vein of David Sedaris and Chelsea Hander. It is a hilarious, unforgettable account of a unique father-son relationship and the filthy words of wisdom that have defined it. 158 pp. Englisch.
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Shit My Dad Says. Justin Halpern. 4.5 \u2022 341 Ratings; \u00a33.99; \u00a33.99; Publisher Description 'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the b*****t and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot ...
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But what makes the book form of "Shit My Dad Says" transcend those 140-words-or-fewer updates is the fact that Justin Halpern creates an emotionally engaging portrait of his dad and their ...
'Shit My Dad Says' Canceled: Justin Halpern's Father Reacts One would think that, if a network television show based on someone's life was just cancelled, that someone might be very upset. Of course, when that someone got the TV show because he didn't care about things like TV shows, the reaction is a little bit different.
Shit My Dad says. 121 likes \u00b7 16 talking about this. Even if you wouldn't say it, you have thought it. By the rules and standards set by the catholic church if you thought it you said it asshole.
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